Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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