shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
well most of my day revolves around power hour
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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