I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
im drinking this country out of the recession.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You pole danced in your parka.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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