these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I smell stomach acid.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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