I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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