Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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