By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
