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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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