Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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