Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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