We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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