She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
handjob tips. give me some.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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