please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
