Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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