there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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