so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Randomize
