Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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