Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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