The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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