Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I think I died a long time ago.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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