You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I could fuck to npr.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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