May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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