If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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