Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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