Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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