omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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