ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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