used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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