too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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