I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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