take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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