sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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