what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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