do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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