On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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