i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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