I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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