I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
So. Much. Porn.
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