How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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