I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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