i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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