Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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