Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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