Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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