butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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