Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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