hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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