Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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