is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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