I just made out with a guy for $7.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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