I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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