Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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