i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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