MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Your shirt... Was in my pants
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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