it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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