he referred to my room as the tit cave...
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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