I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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